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Tom Foolery

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Honestly, my in-laws are about to retire and if we had young kids I'd probably offer to combine living up here and have them stay with us. But there is no reason for that now with one 2 years from college and the other just a few years away from HS.
My youngest is in between his junior and senior year of high school, so I feel ya. Here's what's weird, though: He is voluntarily taking summer school. He did not get to take PE or New Mexico History because we were online schooling it in Idaho, so he has to take a full year of the former and a semester of the latter. But because they have the modified (read as: extended) school year, they do a semester of credit in two weeks of 3-hour daily classes. Kinda smart, he is doing a full year of PE in one month, instead of 10 months. And because it is super hot this summer, they are spending most of their time in the weight room, which he has taken a liking to.
 

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I'll wave from afar at any of you Lego folks on fathers day. We'll also be in DC, but the NoVA Tee Ball org has Nats tickets lined up for then. So, we'll be heading to kiddo's first baseball game.

I never have enjoyed baseball, myself, but if it keeps him happy and away from football, we're happy to keep him engaged.
There's a Shake Shack in the ball park, so you'll be OK.
 

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He did not get to take PE or New Mexico History because we were online schooling it in Idaho, so he has to take a full year of the former and a semester of the latter.
Coming from a foreign land, this seems ungodly bizarre, however many times I come across it. Is there really anything to taking courses irrelevant to your subject of study apart from a money grab by colleges?

If your son likes the weight room, then let him do it, and as an Idaho(?) boy, in the unlikely event that New Mexico's history tickles his fancy, a book or two will probably suffice. But to pay for it because the college made his degree dependent on it - WTF?
 
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gregatron5

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IMO It's an antiquated "state" thing. Take the following as an opinion of someone who lives here, not as absolute truth:

In the original ideation of the United States, states were more like the non-US definition of state… like a country, but all joined to a federal government for, shall we say, mutual benefit and economies of scale. Not dissimilar to what the EU is now. That changed over time, and now in the US a state is more like the worldwide definition of province than a country. That said, the notion of states as independent things still strives (especially in certain states cough*Texas*cough), so things like State History are very much a thing in school.

To share a quote I grew up with (though it doesn't apply to me), which may or may not help shine a light on the mindset, "American by birth. Virginian by the grace of God."

Addendum: It was so confusing growing up in this country, learning the US states, knowing there is a state of Georgia, then discovering there is a State of Georgia not realizing that in international news State is synonymous with Country, then hearing news about the State of Georgia and having no idea if it meant the one who's capital is Atlanta or the one that just became independent from the former USSR.
 

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Yesterday we went for a family swim, as we do most sundays. We were all a bit under the weather for the past few days so we were on the verge of not going, big was also being a bit mopey, but decided to go anyway because it's our last opportunity before I go away on travels for work.

Turned out to be the best swimming session... ever? Little finally felt confident enough to crawl in the kiddy pool and had the time of their lives. Big was all too happy to help with bringing toys and playing together, also with other kids at the pool. Both kids are still in this stage where seemingly every month something really big happens in their development. So happy we decided to go!

Also, I got to swim for free because father's day. It could have cost $100 and it'd still be worth it, but hey I'll take it.
 

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So a question for those of you who have been through this all and are proud/pleased of how things worked out: what are any school-based "as the years go by" tips you think are somewhat overlooked that turned out really well for you.

example: I got a video of my kid answering a set of questions before the school year started, and i'll do the same when it ends this week (WTH, that went quick!), and I plan on doing the same each year. I don't know if that will be a meaningful/good thing or not.

But I assume some of you did things or have certain keepsakes that you're really glad you did. All ears to learn.
My Ex started a "places you will go" book for my kid's teachers to fill out after each year. She sneaks it to the teachers the last week or so of school and they fill out a page/paragraph about the kids. My kids just finished up 3rd & 5th grade, and those books are pretty neat. She plans to hand them to them at graduation.
 

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My Ex started a "places you will go" book for my kid's teachers to fill out after each year. She sneaks it to the teachers the last week or so of school and they fill out a page/paragraph about the kids. My kids just finished up 3rd & 5th grade, and those books are pretty neat. She plans to hand them to them at graduation.

That's genius.

All we have done is a first day of school sign and then a last day. My wife tries to make the end of year tied to something they are into at the time. I think this year it'll be Helldivers and either softball or deep Rock Galactic.
 

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I'm so proud of Big (6).

I've mentioned a few times that a set of grandparents talks to them below their age...well today Big told me they wanted me to pick up from camp, not grandpa. Delving in, we eventually got to "I don't like how they talk to me like I'm a little kid". Big actually called up grandpa tonight and expressed that and asked grandpa to stop talking to them like a preschooler.
 

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I swear, sometimes being a parent feels like being a drug dealer.

"You like that shiny new toy? Well the first hit's free. Oh, you want to play with it more? Did you do your chores? Homework? Oh, look at the time, I guess you have to go to bed now. Maybe you get to play with it tomorrow."
 

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Dadding achievement unlocked.

Kiddo: Dad, I'm hungry!
Me: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
Kiddo: No, my name is not hungry, I want to eat! Cue eyeroll

Only 4 years old and already sick of my shit. :biggreen:

I have it on good authority that this joke never gets old. I made it last night as well.
 

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The Sprog does not like it at all unless I follow it up with "and I'm going to get you something to eat." I'm not talking eyerolls, I'm talking outright tantrums.
Mine chalks this one up to "Dad does not know or understand anything, and I am obligated to correct him at every turn." Which, of course, I lean into at every chance by doing things wrong "on accident" so she can leap to the rescue and tell me the right way.
 

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I use this joke whenever I get the chance. Zeolite A (14) just rolls her eyes, Zeolite Beta (11) will ask "Why are you like this, Dad?!?"
At the risk of actually answering the question (best wait til they're off to college or wherever before letting the cat out of the bag):

"Because it's a critical teaching tool used to help ensure you have thorough natural-language fluency in English"

<pause, insert knowing smile>

"Oh, and it's still fucking hilarious!"
 
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The one kid thing the US is ahead of most of the rest of the world: child restraints on airplanes.

We were setting up our CARES harness (makes a 5 point harness on a regular plane seat) for Little and the crew tells us we have to use their double loop lap belt. I said no (I’m tired so thinking slow) and finally we got to flight attendant thought Little was under 2. Little is, well, little. And now properly secured in their harness. And I’d never use that double loop - that’s what a proper 5 point restraint is for.
 

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Dadding achievement unlocked.

Kiddo: Dad, I'm hungry!
Me: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
Kiddo: No, my name is not hungry, I want to eat! Cue eyeroll

Only 4 years old and already sick of my shit. :biggreen:
It's a right of passage right? Like, the rules won't change before I get the chance to use it, right?
 
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I'm going to put this here even though it's technically not the right thread...

but I'm a granddad now.

I'm not ready for this! I'm too young! I don't even have a dish of Wurthers or anything!
You're slacking. Off to the shops with you, get some hard candy!

Also, this is the perfect time to start bringing up every single time, as soon as your kids-now-parents come in, the fact that they don't call enough. And start practicing the 'in my day....' stories. The Simpsons has some good options.
 
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Also, this is the perfect time to start bringing up every single time, as soon as your kids-now-parents come in, the fact that they don't call enough.
This is even funnier knowing that Ardax's kid lives with them and thus so does the baby. I don't think this should dissuade him from telling the kids they don't call enough, just play it off as a senile old grandpa comment.
 

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I struggled enough realising I was a grown-ass human who could ice cream whenever I wanted. Making the rules for someone else? Seems like scope-creep.
In case you're worried you can absolutely tell them "no, you can't have ice cream, you've already had desert and snacks and didn't eat your diner" then turn around, put them to bed, and grab the spoon and eat right out of the tub until it's gone when they're not looking.
 

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In case you're worried you can absolutely tell them "no, you can't have ice cream, you've already had desert and snacks and didn't eat your diner" then turn around, put them to bed, and grab the spoon and eat right out of the tub until it's gone when they're not looking.

This is the way.
 

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In case you're worried you can absolutely tell them "no, you can't have ice cream, you've already had desert and snacks and didn't eat your diner" then turn around, put them to bed, and grab the spoon and eat right out of the tub until it's gone when they're not looking.
I have definitely done that. I've also had days where it's hot af, I'm out of spoons, and everyone had a good lunch so we all got ice cream for dinner.
 
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The techniques may change, but fathers trolling their children to debateably productive outcomes is as old as fatherhood itself. ;)
Be prepared. Inevitably the tables will turn, and they will start trolling you. Kid puns have an expiration date, but old puns never die.