Rank these sandwiches

Which is your favorite?

  • The Reuben

    Votes: 32 47.8%
  • Grilled Cheese

    Votes: 16 23.9%
  • BLT

    Votes: 12 17.9%
  • PB&J

    Votes: 7 10.4%

  • Total voters
    67

nquinnell

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In the UK, the perfect BLT has no L or T. The most plasticky white bread imaginable, either sliced or a roll and buttered, rashers of back bacon fried but not too crispy, served hot plus your sauce of choice. People have been disinherited over their preference between tomato ketchup and brown sauce* on a bacon sandwich. It’s a whole thing over here.

*Brown sauce is basically impossible to explain to people who don’t know what it is. If you’re in that category and want to try it, be aware that HP is the king of brown sauces. Daddies is a distant second, and everything after that is inedible garbage.
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papadage

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Swap out the Reuben with a Cuban and the list gets much harder for me to rank.

Agreed. Even worse if you add a cheesesteak as well.

But, in compliance to the original request,

1. Reuben (pastrami and mustard instead of dressing)
2. Grilled cheese, especially is additions like onions, salami, tomato, etc, are allowed
3. BLT - nice, but not all that
4. PB&J - Meh. Good for a kid or when I am desperate at 2 AM and too lazy to put together anything else.
 

ajk48n

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I voted the Reuben, but honestly, it's a bit of trap. It is hard to tell where the mean for the Reuben vs the BLT stands, I know the standard deviation for a Reuben is MUCH larger. A BLT is just a BLT and pretty much always good, but while a good Reuben is sublime, I have also had many a poor Reuben that fell well below what a BLT would have delivered.
Don't come to Australia. Well, do come, but not for a reuben.

There are a handful of places here that say they have a reuben. They will even take your money and give you food.

But don't be fooled. On the off chance that they even know what a reuben is supposed to be, they will serve it to you without dark rye bread, with a random sauce, with thick cut beef that almost but doesn't quite taste entirely unlike corned beef or pastrami, and maybe with some sourkraut.

And yet. I will still try every reuben I find here in the hope of one day coming across the random shop that actually understands what it is.
 

garrobon

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I think the BLT is the pinnacle of sandwiches, especially when made with tomatoes that have ripened on the vine in your own garden. It‘s the only sandwich that I think needs mayo (I’m not a mayo fan). The combination of toasted bread, salty and crunchy bacon, good tomatoes, mayo, and lettuce - perfection. BLT being first, I do love ruebens , though.
 

Doomlord_uk

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In the UK, the perfect BLT has no L or T.
I was coming back to say this, actually. Why put tomato or lettuce on bacon?? Why would you do that??? Egg, hash browns and maybe some cheese - maybe. But not salad stuff. Bacon bits on a salad? Absolutely! Salad on bacon? No! Also: brown sauce++

(1)my kids are a disappointment to me as, so far, they seem to adore tomato sauce. I can just see the fussy little monsters refusing to eat brown sauce too... that is until they get treated to their first proper Full English

{2)I'm a bad parent, they haven't had that yet. Or even bacon butties.

(3)Forum software doesn't do asterisks? wtf?
 
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Hound of Cullen

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Why put tomato or lettuce on bacon?? Why would you do that???
Because the acidity of the tomato balances perfectly with the richness of the bacon, and the crispness of the lettuce compliments both. Bacon isn't the centerpiece, it is one player in a trio of fillings.
 

JimCampbell

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Because the acidity of the tomato balances perfectly with the richness of the bacon, and the crispness of the lettuce compliments both. Bacon isn't the centerpiece, it is one player in a trio of fillings.
Your heresy against the unimprovable perfection of bacon has been noted. Remain in your home, citizen — the Culinary Attitude Adjustment Police will be with you shortly for re-education.
 

Wheels Of Confusion

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Your heresy against the unimprovable perfection of bacon has been noted. Remain in your home, citizen — the Culinary Attitude Adjustment Police will be with you shortly for re-education.
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Daedalus213

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I went with Reuben, though I'm reaching a point in my life where they're a little heavy for me. But it's really difficult to say because they all exist in very different compartments for me.

Specifically, I would pretty much never buy a PB&J, but I probably eat more PB&Js than anything else: you don't need fresh ingredients and they don't need to be cooked. I can go from "I want a PB&J" to "I am eating a PB&J" with speed and reliability far surpassing any other sandwich on the list.

Grilled cheese I probably have a stronger preference for, but requires more work to achieve. They now sit in a weird spot where I really enjoy them, but I rarely make them for myself, and yet when I go to a restaurant I almost never order one because I tell myself I can always make myself one...

I enjoy a good BLT, but I rarely make them for myself- I don't tend to have bacon around the house and my SO hates the smell of cooking bacon. Buying them is kind've a crapshoot because you're relying on the restaurant being able to have decent lettuce and tomato, and being able to execute bacon well. (I do live in a place with several local smokehouses, so if a restaurant is doing the locally sourced thing, I can be in good bacon hands. A place nearby makes a BLT with locally cured maple bacon and (when in season) local tomatoes which takes a BLT to the next level with that hint of sweet in there... Mmm.

Also, this post has made me do that thing where I keep writing restaurant wrong, and then I'm staring at the red squiggle of "you did it wrong" and I keep thinking, "no, wait. That can't be right. Why is this word the way it is?"
 

Yagisama

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I went with Reuben, though I'm reaching a point in my life where they're a little heavy for me. But it's really difficult to say because they all exist in very different compartments for me.

Specifically, I would pretty much never buy a PB&J, but I probably eat more PB&Js than anything else: you don't need fresh ingredients and they don't need to be cooked. I can go from "I want a PB&J" to "I am eating a PB&J" with speed and reliability far surpassing any other sandwich on the list.

Grilled cheese I probably have a stronger preference for, but requires more work to achieve. They now sit in a weird spot where I really enjoy them, but I rarely make them for myself, and yet when I go to a restaurant I almost never order one because I tell myself I can always make myself one...

I enjoy a good BLT, but I rarely make them for myself- I don't tend to have bacon around the house and my SO hates the smell of cooking bacon. Buying them is kind've a crapshoot because you're relying on the restaurant being able to have decent lettuce and tomato, and being able to execute bacon well. (I do live in a place with several local smokehouses, so if a restaurant is doing the locally sourced thing, I can be in good bacon hands. A place nearby makes a BLT with locally cured maple bacon and (when in season) local tomatoes which takes a BLT to the next level with that hint of sweet in there... Mmm.

Also, this post has made me do that thing where I keep writing restaurant wrong, and then I'm staring at the red squiggle of "you did it wrong" and I keep thinking, "no, wait. That can't be right. Why is this word the way it is?"

That's exactly it, I'd never actually buy a PB&J and I don't usually have peanut butter on hand, and every time I buy an interesting jam/jelly/marmalade, I end up forgetting about it and it gets thrown away.

Ditto for a grilled cheese. I'd never buy one and if I'm making it, I'd make something a bit more interesting, like a Croque monsieur.
 

ramases

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There is a local Romanian place that also owns their own beef farm in, well, Romania. They make a Reuben with their own Pastrami instead of corned beef. It is beyond compare with the other options in this poll.

(I am aware that strictly speaking this is a half-Rachel, not a Reuben. I don't care. :p )
 

MichaelC

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On the PB&J front, I am more of a fan of PB & honey
yeah, I often prefer honey with pb... I also prefer honey to syrup for things like pancakes.

honey on toast with butter and a hint of salt... yeah.

my goto for jelly/jam/preserves on pb&j is cherry/black cherry. if not available, blackberry is also good.