My favorite is reading a book/something on the iPad, can't keep eyes open to finish a sentence; keep nodding off. Set book/iPad down: wide awake. Wash, rinse, repeat.
I thought it was Syd.Are you telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 70 years, made this salad?
Calling Mother "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"What are you washing?"
"A t-shirt"
"What does it say on the shirt?"
"Pink Floyd"
That's kind of how they got their name, IIRC.It ruins my day when something costs $4.95. I pay with a $5.00 bill and get a nickel back.