Perpetual Random Apple Rants Thread

iljitsch

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Adjacent: I loved this iTunes icon, and a pox on Apple for ever moving away from this visual style.

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Absolutely. I especially liked the shortlived red version. Although in and of itself the current Music icon isn’t bad. Just conforming to a very bland style.

It’s such a shame that Apple couldn’t leave well enough alone. Ten years ago, iTunes was amazingly great. I loved running it full screen in coverflow mode. And why not keep brushed metal for iTunes when it was excised elsewhere?

Now fortunately the music playing features remain, such as volume leveling between tracks and gapless playback, but otherwise Music is a monstrosity.

I think I’m going to see if I can install an old version of iTunes on my laptop that runs 10.14.
 

Chris FOM

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Absolutely. I especially liked the shortlived red version. Although in and of itself the current Music icon isn’t bad. Just conforming to a very bland style.
I’m partial to the original 1.0 version with three single eighth notes as opposed to the joined pair of eight notes all later versions used myself. Admittedly blue purple pink wasn’t the best color combo but I preferred that style.
 

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Adjacent: I loved this iTunes icon, and a pox on Apple for ever moving away from this visual style.

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Recent versions of macOS (I think starting with Big Sur?) have a more “rich” icon style that’s kind of like a modern take on this, and I wish Apple would migrate that same look over to iOS too. Look at icons like FaceTime and Messages in particular: the macOS versions have depth and shadow and even “reflect” the green background color a little bit, while the iOS versions are just 100% flat white glyphs. I’ve hated the iOS 7 icon style ever since it was introduced, but macOS’ take on it is a good balance between flat and skeuomorphic.
 

daGUY

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iTunes never got chucked in the bin, it was renamed to Music, and continues to suck to this day, as a weird monster with 20 year old UI, plus new monstrosity added over.
If you Get Info on any track in the Music app, on the Options tab, there’s a “Media Kind” setting with a dropdown menu. But if you open the dropdown menu, you’ll see that “Music” is the only option that it contains:

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Why does the UI use a dropdown menu when there are no other options to choose from? For that matter, why is “Media Kind” even an exposed setting at all since you can never deselect “Music” or change it to anything else?

…because back when the app was iTunes, there were other options in this menu, like Podcast, Audiobook, etc. When the app was rebranded for music playback only, those other abilities were stripped out. But it’s still the same app underneath, hence the totally illogical UI of a dropdown menu that only ever contains one option that can’t be deselected 😂
 
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Partially informed rant (but that’s the best kind):

The Apple Watch’s VO2 max metrics kind of piss me off.

I’m a runner. I run multiple times a week. I’m not breaking any records, but I run consistently fine 5Ks and I have a resting heart rate in the low 50s.

For the past few years, I’ve done almost all of my running on a treadmill, because it’s convenient, I’m lazy, and I like air conditioning.

I also walk a lot. I’m walking right now. I’ll take another walk later. I walk and read. I walk and write emails. My walking pace is 3.5–4 mph, which is probably fine?

Because I run indoors and walk outdoors, my Apple Watch informs me once every few months that I’m about to die. It doesn’t matter how much I exercise a day, it doesn’t matter what zones I train in. My Apple Watch thinks I have the cardiorespiratory fitness of a 90-year-old chain smoker.

Yesterday, I figured, whatever, I’ll go for a run outside. It wasn’t a good run, it was hot, and treadmills screwed my pacing, so I had to keep adjusting. Magically, my VO2 max went from below average to above average.

Obviously none of this matters and I could just turn the notifications off, but the frustrating thing is that I don’t know what the Watch wants me to do while walking that would convince it that I don’t need a cardiologist. Walking speed doesn’t have an effect. Intentionally trying to keep my heart rate low doesn’t have an effect.

At this point, I’m not convinced that there’s any way to record a walking workout that wouldn’t result in a poor VO2 reading unless I tried logging a run as a walk.
 

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I walk a lot, at least 4 times a week, 3-4 miles each time. I walk a brisk pace, get my HR to 110-125.

I record each walk on the Workout app on my Series 6 Watch.

I've never gotten that kind of warning but I usually don't look at the Health app on my iPhone either.


Speaking of rants, the Workout app for some reason I'm not understanding the UI or something. Sometimes I launch it and tap Outside Walk and it records it.

Other times, it makes you do 2 more taps to start tracking the walk. More than once, I've walked a quarter mile or so, look to check my pace and the Workout app isn't tracking.

Instead it's on some prompt to tap Start icon. Well that Start icon doesn't come up all the time.

So I don't get the inconsistency.
 
I walk a lot, at least 4 times a week, 3-4 miles each time. I walk a brisk pace, get my HR to 110-125.

I record each walk on the Workout app on my Series 6 Watch.

I've never gotten that kind of warning but I usually don't look at the Health app on my iPhone either.

I have wondered if my S5 is worse at estimating VO2 max, but it shouldn’t be. According to Apple, the estimate is based on a combination of heart rate and motion data.

I’ve noticed the inconsistency with starting workouts, too. No rhyme or reason as far as I can tell. It’s equally inconsistent if you tell Siri to start a workout.
 

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Yeah, I also record a lot of walks as workouts (I try to go for a 45 minute walk per day, about 4-5 km, plus a few shorter walks daily) and once every few months the Watch would like to remind me that there have been changes (oh no!) in my walking speed and heart rate.

Like, I know this. It's just that the watch is pretty stupid. If I'm out for a long walk I sometimes meet people I know and I stop to talk to them. This might lower my heart rate for a while and it will also affect my time if I forget to pause the workout. Which I frequently do.

I tend to start a walk on weekdays when I take my daughter to school. She rides her bike, so I normally jog along with her for about 5 minutes or so. When we get to her school, I have to help her park her bike, bring her bag inside and then leave her at the school yard - where I will always talk to her teachers for a few minutes. I always forget to pause my workout at this point, so my time per km goes from something like 9 minutes to 16 minutes. The watch however, doesn't realise this. Sometimes it will ask me if I'd like to pause my workout, but normally it doesn't.

Then I get going again, walking to the subway station, which takes about twenty minutes. So my heart rate goes up again and the time drops to about 11 minutes per km or so.

This confuses the Health app immensely. If you're doing a workout, you're never supposed to stop until you're done, apparently. Not to mention that I'm slower in the winter months, because I'm wearing more clothes and heavier boots and sometimes walking through actual snow. Or maybe I don't want to exercise outside during November, because November is the worst month in the Northern Hemisphere? And so on.

In a perfect world, the Watch should realise that if you're doing a walk or run and you suddenly stop moving a lot or remain in roughly one place for a minute or so, it should just pause? Once you start moving from the place you're in, start up again. Give it five minutes at pause and then ask if you want to quit? This could be an option.

But Fitness and Health is something I've considered a lot while looking at Apple's presentations over the years. These are people who take their workouts pretty damn seriously and if their end users don't, well screw 'em!

There aren't even rest days or sick days in the Fitness or Health app. Which is absurd. Anyone can tell you that recovery is just as important as being active. Let me take a rest day and don't nag me about losing my streak or whatever.

:-/
 

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It has never ceased to confuse me why in an Outdoor Run workout the timer will keep going as long as I'm moving at all… even a slow walk. As soon as I stop moving, it pauses. As soon as I start walking slowly again, it resumes.

An Outdoor Walk won't suggest to end or pause a workout unless I've been perfectly still for like 10 minutes.

I wish they would just use the same heuristics. It works perfectly in the Run activity. Why did they mess it up so badly in the Walk activity?
 
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wco81

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I haven't tried any of the third-party apps.

I don't know if they accommodate walking as much as running and people who want to share their runs or whatever.

I just want the basic stats accumulated.

I used to use Map My Hike or Map My Run but now that's tied to Under Armour and they seem to advertise a lot.

But they do have the nice feature of letting you save hikes, which will map the hike and let you upload pictures so you can save it.

Looks like AllTrails though has a much larger community and a more comprehensive database of places hiked by members, since they have way more members. So when I search about hikes in some areas in another country, often returns AllTrails links.

But when I'm hiking on trips, it's with photo gear and I'm often stopping a lot. Workout will either prompt me to start recording a hike or ask me if I'm done.

Maybe with AI, they'll track the acceleration and decide if I'm pausing for breaks and restart automatically. That's one reason I still have a Fitbit, because it's always on.
 

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I wish they would just use the same heuristics. It works perfectly in the Run activity. Why did they mess it up so badly in the Walk activity?
If you’re not running, you’re being slow and slow people are losers who won’t get jobs at Apple! So it’s probably never come up internally. 😬
 
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Here’s a major new annoyance I just discovered: the Music app on macOS no longer supports gapless playback! This was a feature that let you play tracks back-to-back with no break in between, ideal for albums where a single “song” is split up into multiple tracks. Apparently it disappeared during the transition from iTunes to Apple Music and has yet to reappear.

I just added an album like this to my library, and it’s a major bummer that there’s just no way to listen to it without little blips between each track that aren’t supposed to be there.
Well, I have an update on this.

Just by happenstance I was listening to an album I’m very familiar with (Obituary, Cause Of Death). I was listening to whatever came up in the search for the album name, and that turns out to be the “bonus track” version (which also sounds remastered to me, and that may be significant). However, this is also an album in my library where I think it got iTunes Match-ed back in the day, so it’s the original, no-bonus, not-remastered version.

It only really matters between tracks 8 and 9, but on the fancy new Apple Music version: gap. Ancient iTunes Match version: no gap.

The thot plickens!
 
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Chris FOM

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Was looking at changing the wallpaper on my iPad and why are all the included iOS/iPadOS wallpapers so bland now? Apple used to a terrific selection including photos, drawings, abstract designs, and more but now? If you don’t have a photo of your own you want to use I hope you like planets or emoji.
 

iljitsch

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So I was going somewhere by public transit yesterday and although the destination wasn't far from the light rail stop, it wasn't really obvious where it was. So I whip out my iPhone, find my destination, tap on directions, and yes, there is a line from where I am now and my destination, but for the life of me, I couldn't find a way to actually start navigating there...?
 

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Was looking at changing the wallpaper on my iPad and why are all the included iOS/iPadOS wallpapers so bland now? Apple used to a terrific selection including photos, drawings, abstract designs, and more but now? If you don’t have a photo of your own you want to use I hope you like planets or emoji.

At least the clownfish wallpaper is still hanging on.
 

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So I was going somewhere by public transit yesterday and although the destination wasn't far from the light rail stop, it wasn't really obvious where it was. So I whip out my iPhone, find my destination, tap on directions, and yes, there is a line from where I am now and my destination, but for the life of me, I couldn't find a way to actually start navigating there...?
Yeah - the walking parts of transit directions don't actually give directions. You have to cancel and start over with walking directions from your current location to get actual directions.
 

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Ah, thank you. Still: an exception that proves the rule of how past-wallpaper-averse Apple have become.
Funny thing… although it was a Snow Leopard wallpaper, it apparently was never included as an iOS wallpaper until 16! You'd think they would have shipped it as an iPhone OS 1 wallpaper since it was so instantly iconic but nope. I can't remember that far back anymore so maybe everyone saying that is wrong, but it also doesn't show up in the GitHub repo that claims to have every iOS wallpaper ever ripped directly from the OS.

If you look really closely, the version in that Google Photos gallery isn't exactly the same. The nature photos are licensed from somewhere (National Geographic?) and it's shifted the smallest handful of pixels to the left over the one in the announcement.
 
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Tim,
Why did my watch need to wake me at 7:10 to alert me that the day was National Run day and I could achieve an award? My Do Not Disturb setting prevents calls, texts and other app. notifications, yet somehow this is allowed through? And despite me never having had a run-related award in the 9 years I’ve owned an Apple Watch.
Disappointedly yours,
Grumpy Lex
 

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Tim,
Why did my watch need to wake me at 7:10 to alert me that the day was National Run day and I could achieve an award?
Yes, because obviously Apple's notifications (software updates...) are so important that everyone wants to see them all the time so no need to have any settings to quiet them.

A long time ago I said that if Apple ever became the market leader they would be insufferably arrogant. Not happy to have been proven right on that one.
 
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iljitsch

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Was using Pages on MacOS to review a docx document a client had sent me. When I closed it, up popped a small dialog asking if I was enjoying Pages, and would I like to leave an App Store review?
Annoying that Apple now does that, too.

My big problem with this is that you need to give them at least one star. If the app sucks, it deserves no stars at all. But apparently that is lost on the fruit-themed company we all love to hate.
 

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Annoying that Apple now does that, too.

The thing is, much like the situation with Dr_Lex's un-mutable award notification, there is a setting to disallow App Store developers from soliciting for reviews, which I've always set to off (meaning, no soliciting). If Apple wants to gather reviews of its first-party apps, that's... well, whatever. Their prerogative. But to ignore the opt-out is such trash behavior.
 
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Sounds like screen zoom is on-- check Accessibility Settings > Zoom; whichever activation option there is checked, do that again to reverse it.

The three-finger Spaces and Mission Control trackpad gestures are similar to the screen zoom trackpad gesture (double-tap with three fingers); if that's on, it's possible that you accidentally triggered it.