Ok, ever since the (probably well deserved) demise of the funny jokes thread I have been missing my regular fix of bad jokes and memes. This is my attempt to replace it.
Rules:
1. Try to limit it to one joke per post, one post per day (aka, show moderation). Let's not get a repeat of the copy-paste of the someone's facebook feed again.
2. Unless explicitly permitted by a moderator, text only, no pictures or memes. Let's be honest, the meme is almost always about the funny words. If you need a tired picture to liven up your joke, it probably is not a great joke.
3. Keep it clean. The reason I am reading here instead of the aforementioned reddit is so that I can stick to visiting a tech news site while at work, thus straining, but not breaking the letter of company policy.
4. Try to avoid repetition. I don't expect everyone to carefully study the entire thread, but at least look a few posts/pages to see if your joke has already been posted.
5. More rules to be added as needed.
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Here is my joke.
Q: How do you tell the difference between a chemist and plumber?
A: Ask them to pronounce "unionize".
Rules:
1. Try to limit it to one joke per post, one post per day (aka, show moderation). Let's not get a repeat of the copy-paste of the someone's facebook feed again.
2. Unless explicitly permitted by a moderator, text only, no pictures or memes. Let's be honest, the meme is almost always about the funny words. If you need a tired picture to liven up your joke, it probably is not a great joke.
3. Keep it clean. The reason I am reading here instead of the aforementioned reddit is so that I can stick to visiting a tech news site while at work, thus straining, but not breaking the letter of company policy.
4. Try to avoid repetition. I don't expect everyone to carefully study the entire thread, but at least look a few posts/pages to see if your joke has already been posted.
5. More rules to be added as needed.
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Here is my joke.
Q: How do you tell the difference between a chemist and plumber?
A: Ask them to pronounce "unionize".
