In this episode of 'Things That Piss Me Off'.........

cdclndc

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Maybe I'm channeling my inner Andy Rooney, but yesterday was a good example of things that piss me off. Feel free to share your stories of things that piss you off as well..

Yesterday, I go to the local convenience store. As I'm pulling driving down the road about to pull left into a parking spot I spot this minivan almost perpendicular to the roadway with the wheel up against the curb. In the road, not moving.

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I pull into a parking spot, get out, and have to walk past the van to get to the door. I looked over to see if someone was in the driver's seat but it was empty. There was a passenger though. It struck me that someone felt so f'ing privileged and pressed for time that they parked in the road (technically a fire lane too), tire against the curb, and left their vehicle to get some stupid item of some sort.

As I'm walking by I shake my head, laughing to myself, that in today's day and age people do this. Oh well, I enter the store to grab something. Some people walk out as I'm walking in. So in a few moments after I grabbed the single item I was looking for I'm at the counter and this woman walks in, about 40ish, and walks up to me at the counter. She asks if I was the one who laughed at her car while walking by a minute ago. I said something like "I suppose". She goes on to say that it was rude of me, and that it made her daughter who was in the car upset. I was caught a bit off guard, and said something along the lines that I wasn't laughing at her daughter, I was laughing because it looked like the car was parked by an idiot. She huffed a bit and said something along the lines of 'oh well, I've been hurting a lot lately'. Like that f'ing ten extra feet of walking would somehow rebuff her efforts at acquiring a Pop Tart. She didn't walk in with a limp, seemed plenty healthy, didn't have a handicap placard on her car. I looked at her like she was stupid, smiled and shaked my head as I turned to pay the clerk. She huffed and walked off when I turned my back to her.

OK, I can see maybe pulling up to the curb, it is a fire lane though, but to park against two lanes of traffic because you can't be bothered to walk a couple extra feet? The self centeredness is beyond the pale.
 

cdclndc

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Jesus Christ, I hate people.

Right? See, that's my reaction. I know I'm not that social but I find myself just getting pissed off at self absorbed individuals. Whether it's leaving a backpack at the end of a marathon or just doing stupid parking because 'my belief in my ideas is more important than everyone around me' doesn't really matter. We, as humans, have just enough edge cases to make me ponder the idea that we'd be better off without us. (this is from a universal point of view. I in no way live in a shack in Montana. If I did, I'd raise rabbits and try to dispel my Russian accent).
 

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I worked retail at an authorized Apple retailer. One day a woman came in with a cheap iPod Shuffle ish looking MP3 player that she had bought at Walmart, that wasn’t working. I told her that since it wasn’t an Apple product and we didn’t sell it, I wasn’t sure how to troubleshoot it, but I gave some suggestions that didn’t fix it. So she said she wanted to return it. I said okay, she’d need to return it to Walmart. She asked why she couldn’t return it here. I reminded her that not only didn’t she buy it here, but we didn’t sell that item, so there was no way to know how much she paid for it, let alone enter it into our system, or do anything with it, other than throw it in the trash. She said that this was bad customer service. I repeated that she didn’t buy it from us, and that she was literally trying to get me to buy her broken MP3 player. She repeated that this was bad customer service, and walked off.

I just stood there, dumbfounded for a moment. In hindsight, a pithy response would have been to inform her that it wasn’t bad customer service, as she was never a customer. But again, I was too dumbfounded.

I’ve often fantasized about being a witness to someone unfairly torturing a retail employee, so I could lay into that person on the employee’s behalf.
 

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I just stood there, dumbfounded for a moment. In hindsight, a pithy response would have been to inform her that it wasn’t bad customer service, as she was never a customer. But again, I was too dumbfounded.
I mean, not everyone can be Nordstrom but kind of a missed opportunity for the store manager too. Offer a $20 store credit for the mp3 player and, being an Apple store, there's nothing for sale for just $20* so she's spending some money at the store. Or she buys nothing and the store's out nothing.


*Maybe, I honestly don't know what kind of prices they sell on basic things like cables and the like (or if they even sell small items like that) but it's a thought.
 

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I just stood there, dumbfounded for a moment. In hindsight, a pithy response would have been to inform her that it wasn’t bad customer service, as she was never a customer. But again, I was too dumbfounded.
I mean, not everyone can be Nordstrom but kind of a missed opportunity for the store manager too. Offer a $20 store credit for the mp3 player and, being an Apple store, there's nothing for sale for just $20* so she's spending some money at the store. Or she buys nothing and the store's out nothing.


*Maybe, I honestly don't know what kind of prices they sell on basic things like cables and the like (or if they even sell small items like that) but it's a thought.

Nah, I think it's better to just tell her to fuck off. Who wants a customer like that?

My addition to the Things That Piss Me Off List would be the fucking morons in express checkout lines that can't count to 10 or whatever the item limit is. If I'm ever emperor, it'll be legal to hunt those people for sport.
 
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I just stood there, dumbfounded for a moment. In hindsight, a pithy response would have been to inform her that it wasn’t bad customer service, as she was never a customer. But again, I was too dumbfounded.
I mean, not everyone can be Nordstrom but kind of a missed opportunity for the store manager too. Offer a $20 store credit for the mp3 player and, being an Apple store, there's nothing for sale for just $20* so she's spending some money at the store. Or she buys nothing and the store's out nothing.


*Maybe, I honestly don't know what kind of prices they sell on basic things like cables and the like (or if they even sell small items like that) but it's a thought.

Nah, I think it's better to just tell her to fuck off. Who wants a customer like that?

My addition to the Things That Piss Me Off List would be the fucking morons in express checkout lines that can't count to 10 or whatever the item limit is. If I'm ever emperor, it'll be legal to hunt those people for sport.

Yeah, those people with a shopping cart full of stuff, clearly flaunting the line requirements piss me off as well.

I have personally gone through the 10 items or fewer with 48 items though. I called it a technicality. I had four cases of different types of Cup-o-noodles. They were in the buggy. I took one representative item of each and set them to the side. When I reached the clerk, I passed the first off saying 'twelve of this type', the next 'twelve of this type' and then the other two. Only four scans were made, each scan represented twelve items though.

I feel like that technicality is legal though. With four scans I was though the transaction in a jiff.
 

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Sometimes the cashier in the express lane will ask people from the long lines in the other lanes to use the express lane if nobody is in line for the express lane. It makes me uncomfortable to change with a full cart. What if somebody with a small order shows up while I'm being ringed up?

And I think there should be no numerical limit. The limit should be what one person can carry in their hands- no carts, bags, or baskets.
 

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Sometimes the cashier in the express lane will ask people from the long lines in the other lanes to use the express lane if nobody is in line for the express lane. It makes me uncomfortable to change with a full cart. What if somebody with a small order shows up while I'm being ringed up?

I've had that happen quite often. Usually if someone comes up behind me and gives a stink-eye, the cashier will say something about how he let me in the express line. I also know how to pay with a card while the stuff is still being rung up. I can't stand the people that appear surprised at the end of ringing everything up and they are expected to pay. :rolleyes:
 

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Sometimes the cashier in the express lane will ask people from the long lines in the other lanes to use the express lane if nobody is in line for the express lane. It makes me uncomfortable to change with a full cart. What if somebody with a small order shows up while I'm being ringed up?

I've had that happen quite often. Usually if someone comes up behind me and gives a stink-eye, the cashier will say something about how he let me in the express line. I also know how to pay with a card while the stuff is still being rung up. I can't stand the people that appear surprised at the end of ringing everything up and they are expected to pay. :rolleyes:
My grocery line nemesis is the person who has to spent two minutes *after* their order is done putting their change away, then filing the receipt in the right place in their wallet, then putting their wallet back in their purse, then closing the purse, then opening their purse to take out their gloves, then putting on their gloves and going to their cart.

I have had to ask people to step aside because my order was done and I was ready to check out, while they were still fucking around at the end of the aisle.
 

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On the point of sale systems I typically encounter, chip cards require waiting until after the total is available before removing the card. I used to be able to put things away while the cashier worked, but now I can't.

Earlier this week a customer in line in front of me tried to swipe a card 19 times before using the chip.

I tried to use the contactless payment for the first time right after him, and failed twice before using the chip. I think I should have held the card near the terminal longer- I got an error like "lost contact, try again."
 

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If it makes you feel any better, I'm in retail IT, and the entire situation with credit card terminal tech and standards is... complicated. Chip-and-PIN was supposed to be the worldwide standard two Octobers ago, but the terminal makers couldn't keep up with demand; meanwhile our payment services provider was still demanding that we support swipe-and-signature, and we've been going through a lot of motions internally to support electronic signatures, and two weeks ago the credit card companies announced that they're doing away with signature requirements entirely in July.

Oh, and the whole idea with chip-and-PIN is that the customer doesn't have to give up possession of their card, but our current terminals are weighed down with like four cables and can't easily be given to the customer, and switching to wireless is not trivial when my predecessor ripped all the access points out of the stores four years ago.
 
Jesus Christ, I hate people.
This.

My wife wonders why I don't have more faith in humanity. Examples like the OP are on the mild end of the reasons why I don't. I'll give an individual I encounter the benefit of the doubt, when possible, but when dealing with the aggregate, my default state is "trust noone, expect maximum shenanigans."
 

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Jesus Christ, I hate people.
This.

My wife wonders why I don't have more faith in humanity. Examples like the OP are on the mild end of the reasons why I don't. I'll give an individual I encounter the benefit of the doubt, when possible, but when dealing with the aggregate, my default state is "trust noone, expect maximum shenanigans."


I have plenty of faith in humanity. I just don't necessarily have faith in humanity being good.
 
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This.

My wife wonders why I don't have more faith in humanity. Examples like the OP are on the mild end of the reasons why I don't. I'll give an individual I encounter the benefit of the doubt, when possible, but when dealing with the aggregate, my default state is "trust noone, expect maximum shenanigans."


I have plenty of faith in humanity. I just don't necessarily have faith in humanity being good.
I like it, and may steal that the next time the subject comes up.
 

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intentional or not, certain jackasses seems to do this.

alot.

always.




:facepalm:

You forgot where I parked all the way at the end of the of parking lot, as far away from the entrance as possible,
leaving 50 spots open all around me, for the sole reason that I wanted to:

A- Get some walking in
B- Have no one park next to me.

and I still end up with 50 mother!$%#$^$&* spots open, except the ones on either side of me. Really?
 
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People who don't use turn signals.

People who leave their high beams on behind you.
FTFY

EDIT: People who use their turn signals wrong. Yes, I'm looking at you, dude who signals to turn left, and then cuts me off to turn right...

You live in LA too?

People are HORRIBLE about their turn signals. Oh, wait, the light just turned green, let me turn on my left signal because I want to turn left. :mad:
 

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EDIT: People who use their turn signals wrong. Yes, I'm looking at you, dude who signals to turn left, and then cuts me off to turn right...

I always wonder if it is some kind dyslexia type issue, seriously.

In the right lane
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Zips two lanes to the left and makes a left turn.
 
EDIT: People who use their turn signals wrong. Yes, I'm looking at you, dude who signals to turn left, and then cuts me off to turn right...

I always wonder if it is some kind dyslexia type issue, seriously.

In the right lane
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Zips two lanes to the left and makes a left turn.
Having a family member with dyslexia, I'm going to go with those drivers just being terrible. If it's not distraction due to the dissertation-length text message they're typing, it's a complete inability to think ahead to where they're going.

I would think that if someone takes the same route home every day, that maybe by the dozenth time they'd remember which freeway exit they need to take. Instead, I regularly see people crossing three lanes of traffic and the solid do-not-cross lines after the exit lane to make their exit to a different freeway.
 

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Nah, I think it's better to just tell her to fuck off. Who wants a customer like that?
Back in the pre-Apple Store days I used to do work for a computer store - there were definitely customers that cost you more (especially in time - both sales support and after-sale support down the road) than you ever earn from them. It made me a believer in the idea that sometimes you have to "fire" customers & send them elsewhere. And I wasn't even in a customer-facing position, but seeing what our store staff had to deal with made up my mind.


My addition to the Things That Piss Me Off List would be the fucking morons in express checkout lines that can't count to 10 or whatever the item limit is. If I'm ever emperor, it'll be legal to hunt those people for sport.

And I think there should be no numerical limit. The limit should be what one person can carry in their hands- no carts, bags, or baskets.

The supermarket closest to me in my neighborhood got rid of lanes with item limits several years ago. The lane that used to be <= 8 items still doesn't tend to get people taking full carts to it - I don't know if it's some kind of societal muscle memory (ie. the leftmost lane is always the express lane), or it's just less convenient due to the arrangement of other things in the store.
 

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I live on a narrow-ish street. Some over-compensating fuckwit with a Dodge RAM Truck parked said penis-compensation directly across the street from my driveway, making it very dicey to back into MY driveway. In around a foot of snow. Which, I might add, I haven't had time to move from my driveway. See, I'm a courteous sort, so unless I can use my snow thrower before 9:00pm or so, I leave it until I can do so before people have their kids in bed or are trying to relax.

Anyway, I can only hope his Lady-finger pops off completely before he actually breeds. :mad:
 

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Oh, and the whole idea with chip-and-PIN is that the customer doesn't have to give up possession of their card, but our current terminals are weighed down with like four cables and can't easily be given to the customer, and switching to wireless is not trivial when my predecessor ripped all the access points out of the stores four years ago.
I know the big two terminal providers Ingenico and Verifone both offer external to the terminal pin pads that accept chip and swipe cards. So the terminal can be facing the cashier but has a smaller pin pad attached to it with just a keypad chip reader and swiper for the customer. They can talk via serial, usb or even cat5. Some are even bluetooth enabled.
 

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Here are a few of the ones that piss me off:
Parking:
I have a fancy car so the rules don't apply to me
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(note: DV on the plate like that means it is a Disabled Veteran, but does not allow use of the handicap parking. You only get the handicap plates or hang tags needed after you are 50% or more disabled)

Guess the rules are different in Ca
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Looks like someone wants their door dinged...
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I have an over priced Nissan, so I don't have to park straight
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General Asshole:
Not only did you back too far in, you left your hitch installed when you weren't towing anything. Good thing that you aren't blocking the sidewalk from the handicap ramp to the restaurant... oh wait, you are.
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And just for perspective:
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That hitch really does stick out... guess that's your way of saying "fuck you and your shins"
 

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The trailer hitch thing is real, that happened ALL THE TIME in TX. Worst were the ones who drove their giant trucks into parking garages, so not only do you spill out of the spot to begin with, your stupid hitch hangs out into traffic. YOU ARE BAD.

Also, people with trucks who insist on backing up into spots in parking garages but can't actually back up, so they take four tries and hold up everyone while they back in and out. YOU HAVE A NEW TRUCK WITH A CAMERA HOW HARD CAN IT BE.
 

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Here are a few of the ones that piss me off:
Parking:
I have a fancy car so the rules don't apply to me
27657537_616638255380843_954274176972524025_n.jpg

(note: DV on the plate like that means it is a Disabled Veteran, but does not allow use of the handicap parking. You only get the handicap plates or hang tags needed after you are 50% or more disabled)

Guess the rules are different in Ca
27866970_616638332047502_3190302389416904351_n.jpg


Looks like someone wants their door dinged...
27857891_616637882047547_1095920256806363252_n.jpg


I have an over priced Nissan, so I don't have to park straight
27752226_616637742047561_1966221976408758168_n.jpg

General Asshole:
Not only did you back too far in, you left your hitch installed when you weren't towing anything. Good thing that you aren't blocking the sidewalk from the handicap ramp to the restaurant... oh wait, you are.
27858103_616638002047535_8817000560905441072_n.jpg


And just for perspective:
27867471_616638035380865_3699800850262725070_n.jpg

That hitch really does stick out... guess that's your way of saying "fuck you and your shins"


Of course they are all in Texas. :rolleyes:
 

Belisarius

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Here are a few of the ones that piss me off:
Parking:
I have a fancy car so the rules don't apply to me
27657537_616638255380843_954274176972524025_n.jpg

(note: DV on the plate like that means it is a Disabled Veteran, but does not allow use of the handicap parking. You only get the handicap plates or hang tags needed after you are 50% or more disabled)

Guess the rules are different in Ca
27866970_616638332047502_3190302389416904351_n.jpg


Looks like someone wants their door dinged...
27857891_616637882047547_1095920256806363252_n.jpg


I have an over priced Nissan, so I don't have to park straight
27752226_616637742047561_1966221976408758168_n.jpg

General Asshole:
Not only did you back too far in, you left your hitch installed when you weren't towing anything. Good thing that you aren't blocking the sidewalk from the handicap ramp to the restaurant... oh wait, you are.
27858103_616638002047535_8817000560905441072_n.jpg


And just for perspective:
27867471_616638035380865_3699800850262725070_n.jpg

That hitch really does stick out... guess that's your way of saying "fuck you and your shins"


Of course they are all in Texas. :rolleyes:

The only thing I'll say for the parking-too-far-over-in-the-spot folks is that it's always possible that they were forced to park that way because of someone else's shitty parking job when they pulled in. I mean, probably not, but it's just a small ray of hope that I hold for humanity.
 

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Here are a few of the ones that piss me off:
Parking:
I have a fancy car so the rules don't apply to me
27657537_616638255380843_954274176972524025_n.jpg

(note: DV on the plate like that means it is a Disabled Veteran, but does not allow use of the handicap parking. You only get the handicap plates or hang tags needed after you are 50% or more disabled)

Guess the rules are different in Ca
27866970_616638332047502_3190302389416904351_n.jpg


Looks like someone wants their door dinged...
27857891_616637882047547_1095920256806363252_n.jpg


I have an over priced Nissan, so I don't have to park straight
27752226_616637742047561_1966221976408758168_n.jpg

General Asshole:
Not only did you back too far in, you left your hitch installed when you weren't towing anything. Good thing that you aren't blocking the sidewalk from the handicap ramp to the restaurant... oh wait, you are.
27858103_616638002047535_8817000560905441072_n.jpg


And just for perspective:
27867471_616638035380865_3699800850262725070_n.jpg

That hitch really does stick out... guess that's your way of saying "fuck you and your shins"


Of course they are all in Texas. :rolleyes:

The only thing I'll say for the parking-too-far-over-in-the-spot folks is that it's always possible that they were forced to park that way because of someone else's shitty parking job when they pulled in. I mean, probably not, but it's just a small ray of hope that I hold for humanity.

Someone was at the start of the chain. Through I do understand cause its happened to me before where there is no way to park without being over the line due to cars+snow.
 

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I'm guilty of leaving a hitch attached to my van. It never really occurred to me to remove it.

I probably use my trailer once a month, if that.

And I probably return to my vehicle once a month and see that I've pulled in too far or not enough or that I'm not centered between the lines. Sometimes there is a reason, and sometimes I'm just wrong.
 

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I live on a narrow-ish street. Some over-compensating fuckwit with a Dodge RAM Truck parked said penis-compensation directly across the street from my driveway, making it very dicey to back into MY driveway.

There has been a black Honda Civic, late nineties, early two thousand's vintage, parked, not moving at all, directly across the street from my driveway for about four weeks now. It's arrival coincided with an onset of ice, snow, and single digit temperatures. I believe it belongs to one of the relations of the recently divorced guy across the street. They take care of his place when he's deployed somewhere, like right now, as he's in the Air National Guard.

I'm fairly certain they picked that location, to park originally, as anywhere else runs the risk of ginormous pickup backing out of the nearest driveway, as opposed to the guy with two sports cars who can be seen taking diligent care of them regularly. I am, of course, far less likely to damage their car while they wait for the weather to warm up enough to do something about it too.

It's been nearly a month now though, move the freaking thing.
 
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